Thursday, September 20, 2007

When I was 13.

When I was 13, I had an Agnostic Front T shirt. It was from the "one voice" album. My mom told me that she didnt approve, and I basically told her to stuff it. A few laundry cycles later, and the shirt was missing.

Fast forward 15 years. My mom just moved into a new house. This was a big deal for her, because she has MS and doesnt really move much. After moving, she was sitting in a new, messy house waiting for her kids to help her move boxes upstairs, unpack, hang stuff up, etc. No super duper serious amateur bike racer wants to carry boxes up and down stairs, so I naturally avoided her. My brother has this career thing going on (if you want to buy a house, talk to him!) and works like 90 hours a week, so he didnt want to go. My sister only opens boxes of snacks when she has the munchies from smoking tons of weed, which is all hours that she is awake. She is more serious about smoking pot than Stubna is about training (did you see him on the trainer before the Yuasa crit?!?! that guy is serious).

Knock knock. Its the freaking Mormons. Mom befriends the Mormons and puts them to work. Within a week, all of the boxes are unpacked and stuff is hung on the walls. THE MORMONS MOWED THE LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not advocating this at all, but it is probably one of the funniest things I have heard in awhile. Pretty clever of Sandy.

7 comments:

Burt Friggin' Hoovis said...

so did the mormons find your agnostic front t-shirt when they were helping unpack?

steve k said...

i was waiting for the shirt to be found.

dammit, you're so manipulative with your writing steevo.

Mike said...

Is your plan for not working for the next year to ask the mormons to teach the spin class for you?

New Spice said...

You can't help your moms?

Loser.

Anonymous said...

Careful you could be marrying your sister next.

Burt Friggin' Hoovis said...

Dude, you don't MARRY a chick like Sez's sister.

Thanks,
Burt

gwadzilla said...

when I managed a bike shop here in DC I had the Mormons come by at least once a week to weed and clean up the area around the shop

and by weed
I mean pull weeds
not smoke weed

then they could use the stand and score some used parts for their beater bikes

they were cool kids
a bit dim and totally brain washed
but okay
just okay
I wouldn't have hung with them if they were not helping me out