Tuesday, March 11, 2008

the long ride.

0:00 - chew arrives
1:00 - rolling through oakdale as usual
2:15 - Florence PA
2:42 - Enter West VirbygodgGinia
3:00 - start of 55 miles of NEW ROADS
3:20 - Ride past "second amendment road" for real.. state sign and all
4:07 - first and only meal stop, prepare for 3 hours of riding in the WV panhandle mountains
4:15 - figure that have paid 30 cents/hour for my bike. Cheapest entertainment ever.
5:10 - chew has explosive diarrhea in Tomlinson run state park on the side of the road
5:12 - ride past outhouse
6:00 - start getting really crabby
6:20 - End new roads
6:30 - start getting really pissed that I rode my fixed gear
7:30 - eat tons of chew's cookies and feel really good for a long time
8:30 - might as well take the jail trail home, get a few bonus miles
8:55 - arrive home


Burt Friggin' Hoovis said...

I'm not sure you can even consider it a ride if Danny doesn't have explosive diarrhea at some point.

Jason said...

holy crap! that's a friggin' day