2008 oval predictions

2008 Oval predictions:
-Friedman finally just (solo) laps the field. (duh)
-Up to and including first two points races are canceled due to snow.
-Oscar bans aero equipment in time trials. (skin suits included)
-Nobody will go get the "track closed" sign for the 9th straight year
-I ordered 2x the safety pins as last year, so everybody will take twice as many, leaving them to run out on the same day as last year, with like 3 races to go putting me in an investment bind.
-Ruggs uses his "new dad strength" to fight off escaped tiger while fu zoo crew warms up
-Chew completes 24 hour 500 mile day at oval on a 5 dollar bet (seriously might happen)
-City buys Marty a Zamboni machine for the oval with savings from not cleaning the mens room
-More than 10 people (myself included) actually buy their membership more than 24 hours before the first points race!!!!
-Ruggs realizes that "new dad strength" is what he used to call "old man strength"
-Chulack uses new law degree to lobby for golf course where the oval is and is then put in a headlock by Lifson after he eats 3 lunches (rivers club, duquesne club and the common plea)
-Danny seriously might ride 1000 laps at the oval for 5 dollars